candy for cuties

some say the reds are promoting dope traffic in the united states to undermine national morale

rules, all the time rules. i’m sick of ‘em.

this poor fellow isn’t sharp, he’s weary and confused.

and you, you are puzzled. why has your speech failed?

our public parks, monuments or playgrounds. huh?

do you gulp your drinks?

girls don’t go to motoramas

dressed in a pair of pink pajamas

lady & gentleman manners

here are six young people complaining about their parents

oh sure, there’s brother beer and cousin wine and uncle rum, but we never mix very well as a family

what do the facts of life have to do with a girl like me?